written by Buddy Brock, Zack Turner
I was driving thru Georgia in late July
On a day hot enough to make the Devil sign
I saw a homemade sign written in red
Rind County Watermelon Festival Ahead
Well, I wasn't in a hurry so I slowed down
Took a two lane road to a one horse town
There was a party going on when I got there
I heard a welcome speech from a small town mayor
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He said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine
Made from the biggest watermelon on the vine
Help yourself to some but obey the law
If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl
When the band started playing the watermelon queen said
Let me show you something that you ain't never seen
She grabbed me by the arm said come on let's go
She dipped down spun around and doe-see-doed
She rocked back on her heels dropped down to her knees
Crawled across the floor then she jumped back on her feet
She wiggled and she giggled beat all you ever saw
Said this is how you do the watermelon crawl
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Well if you're ever down in Georgia round about July
If you ain't in a hurry then you oughta stop by
I can guarantee that you're gonna have a ball
Learning how to do the watermelon crawl
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Have fun you all
Do the watermelon crawl"You won't burn
You won't bleed
Confess to me - Go Down"
"Poor little thing
The blackbird,
Wings in the water - go down".
"What is it, child?"
Bless me father, blass me father for I have sinned....
"I question your innocence"
(Help this blackbird, there's a stone around my leg)
"She's a witch"
(Help this blackbird, there's a stone around my leg)
"Uh, Damn you woman!"
(Help this blackbird, there's a stone around my leg)
"What say you good people?"
(Guilty, Guilty, Guilty).
"I am responsible for your actions"
"Wake the witch".